yes, this is why I come to Jalop. for pedantic grammar rants that we all should have known about in grade school.

I side on the position of the school district. it is wholly inappropriate in the times we live in to declare that those who display the confederate flag are sister-fuckers.


statistically near half of them are brother fuckers. 

And now for our newest covers

“F**K THE POLICE”. lets see how long those stay on.

no, THIS is parody.

If you say the J word one more time you will summon David Tracy and a rust monster. Be warned.

I’m with you. I also imagine that if a supreme being exists, its motivations are so unfathomably strange compared to my lizard brain that the best I can do it try to fly under the radar by being a good guy and not draw too much attention for mucking up the works.

minivans do the job too, I would know having owned one until last month.

my minivan also got near the same fuel efficiency of the new truck, so.... why bother?

I’ve also watched childhood friends make the same slide in pictures.
they were:
20

so how do we change the system to fix the problem?

I don’t know, but I would happily listen to constructive ideas about it and vote that change in to law given an opportunity.

then those with standing on the issue need to pursue further legal action if they seek justice. if the SoL has lapsed, then the window has passed and that’s unfortunate.

our legal system is structured such that crimes occurring need to be pursued swiftly and then the punishment should be swift, severe , and certain.…

Don’t do Drugs.

seriously, that face speaks of Meth or some other pronounced stimulant abuse.

it is a microscopic line between that and “I shot him because I thought he wasn’t a citizen”. if you can shoot someone because of mistaken identity and assumption of their state of membership to the citizen body of the US, then there literally is no protection under the law.

any act that strips even one person from the…

I literally just agreed with you.

well there you have it. I’m out . cannot abide CP in any form.

you lost me at pot luck. I’ve had way too many bad casseroles staring at me in the break room at work to think that will end well.

yes it is so awful. full stop.

hold on, we’re going to need to at least swap pictures of the wives in question before that can happen.

Florida will be too busy with bath salts and making news headlines to participate. sorry, maybe next time.

please don’t throw shade on my dream.

only if the running mate is Asteroid.