derpolicious
Derpolicious
derpolicious

mag-safe plugs, just like my MacBook.

a 140 kw/h batter takes way, way more than an hour to charge from fully-depleated.

this is true as hell.

in this way - the ATM’s go down and you get no money.

welcome to the wonderful world of flying on instruments.

It’s electric.

derp

My Indy was the other one.

derp

“advantage” is not a verb. #fuckcorporatespeak

OMG the fucking Predator drone footage.......... never forget, pleebs, you are being watched. Damn.

Trump did not recognize the music. Simple as that. He was all like - “This is some weird French shit and I don’t see no underage pussy i can grab” and macron was all like “Fuck Yeah Daft Punk rocks!”

North Korea is a ruse. It is a pretext. It is a made-up “emergency” that is being used against you. It is an enemy of convenience. This should be obvious to all. Even Putin himself said that the US military asshats (the corporate/political asshats, not the soldiers) will do whateverthefuck it takes to continue/grow

Just watched the Putin/Stone interviews. Just.Wow.

Except there are plenty who want that exact thing.

Except those are SEALS which makes that a Navy boat.

I issue a “No Balls” to Trump to send in a SEAL team to extract that dude and rendition his ass to court in California or Massachussets, some place with educated vegan hippies who give many shits about the air they breathe and having been punked over their “clean” diesel Jetta.

fuck facebook and everyone who uses it.

For fucks sake you cannot fight “terrorism” with a jet or any other weapon. You can kill people and blow shit up with a jet like the A10 but you are feeding terrorism when you do that, not fighting it.