It’s gorgeous and requires me to make sweet sweet mechanical love to its under carriage.

This is the near future. Not future future where people teleport together and their collective road trip lasts all of 2.5 seconds.

Really good review. It’s a good reflection on the true nature of Harleys and their place in life. I think people buy them expecting a generic motorcycle experience, but I honestly think buying a Harley vs a Sport Bike is like buying a truck versus a car. You get two completely different lifestyles and experiences.…

Maybe he was just admitting how big of a dick he is.

I appreciate it’s good lucks and dashing charisma. It’s lack of mechanical reliability and functionality is something else completely. It’s a clunker but it’s a beautiful clunker.

The fact it’s titled as an MGB is an immediate turn off. Add in it’s a cobra thats chevy powered. Also, I own a Chevelle so I’m not against the bowtie products. But this is a Ford. It’s the Ford to own and it’s been sodomized like an Egyptian prostitute. If I’m building a car like this it needs to be done right. The…

Sweet Sweet Satisfaction

Because Hoodcat

It looks like a Mini Cooper and a Camaro made a retarded love child.

So essentially her cars been officially Torched.

Well it was really meant to be a nice way of saying we were going to put you out to pasture.. you know.. shady acres secret agent retirement home for wayward 007’s.

You bought what I wanted you to buy! Hooray! I will own one of those cars oneday. For now you can be James Bond. When I decide to buy one you get to become the Sean Connery of the Bond world and I become the Daniel Craig. You’re welcome

Does it come with free fiscal irresponsibility and a drug habit?

Really I’d rather see Putin sippin on a silver bullet (coors light) than anything. He’d be worthy of the cool man color popped total bro image.

Yes, but in mother Russia roads skate you!

I love the irony of cold war era leaders in the Eastern European region. They hated ‘murica so much but half the time they were hooning in American muscle cars while listing to Creedance Clearwater Revival and drinking a Budwieser and smoking Marlboros. “Death to America! Now pass me the Jack Daniels bottle”

We could get it sponsored by Roadkill and Takata. Roadkill because Roadkill. Takata because they will be the number one provider of grenades airbags for Annual Motor Mayhem day.

National Hoon Day. Everyone is mandated to drift around turns, do burnouts at stop lights, and do the pit maneuver on the slow car in the left lane because I’ve always wanted to do that to a crown vic. I’m going to petition this to de guvment

Thanks boo thang. I feel special!

This is why I like racing. Yea, on the track we are all assholes flipping each other the bird and eloquently screaming profanities out the window. But we get all sad puppy dog when someone goes out of action. Suddenly they’re your best friend and you loan them everything you have up to your underwear just to see them…