What is it with the older Democrats shitting on the younger this week? Can we knock it off with the circular firing squad bullshit? Old Handsome Joe did the same thing, and it’s utterly baffling.

Boomers are the most fortunate, privileged generation in history. They’ve burned through the historic inheritance of their parents and left nothing for their kids and grandkids, and it is those generations (ironically maligned as snowflakes and crybabies by those very boomers) that will have to fix the giant mess they…

No that is not true (and I suspect you know it).

Trump’s broken clock just struck, and many liberals can’t process him doing something right, I think.  My immediate reaction was, “What the fuck is this asshole doing no - oh...holy shit, he’s...he’s doing something right?  The fuck?”

Swear to fucking god, the liberal response to the idea of pulling out of Syria — where we shouldn’t be, and never should have been — lionizing of war criminals like Mattis, and reflexive, full-throated defense of America’s monstrous foreign policy over the last few days has been genuinely disgusting. Bunch of…

Mattis will now most likely be remembered as someone who tried to be a steady hand over a bad president and quit when he couldn’t take it anymore.

Returning the U.S. to a strategy of isolation rather than intervention has been one of the planks of Trump’s “America First” platform since his 2016 campaign.

Well right, and measuring the straight-line speed of one vehicle passing through the tunnel doesn’t really tell you anything. The relevant speed figure is how many riders it can move along per unit of time. In which case, in order to make one-car-at-a-time faster than, say, the DC Metro, that car would have to be…

Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

Also: hot damn, is your whole IT department on vacation? Because I have never seen Kinja this broken, which is really saying something. I know you’re up for sale and Univision is probably starving you of funds right now, but you’ve got to do something, because this platform is springing leaks like a rusting $50 dinghy.…

They really ought to adopt this model of debate in our Congress. I remember being shocked a few years ago when I visited the House chamber during the ACA debate to find numerous members ascending to the podium and acting for the cameras while absolutely none of the few people on the floor even pretended to listen to…

a) he started serving it last season

Who does this guy think he is, the owner of a major league franchise?

Some men just want to watch the world burn. But even the Joker thinks this is fucking absurd.

Rahm does something right about as often as the Cubs win the World Series.

I realize this is actually in the emails but I could have sworn this was public knowledge. Back when they were bickering with the City, the Ricketts were threatening to move the team out to Rosemont. That caused an absolute shitstorm because how-fucking-dare-you-sir. Then the Ricketts had to work out a deal with the…

Thanks for publishing these emails. As they say, sunlight is the best disinfectant, and it also prevent Ricketts.

Go ahead, move them out to Rosemont, Schaumburg, or Naperville, they’ll still tell everyone that they’re from Chicago

So these were leaked to Splinter by one of his kids/grandkids? Interesting.