Thank you for bringing this to my attention. If I had a first born, I would offer it to you in return.

Looks awesome!

It's time to start putting these people in jail.

Wow. Trolling an AI and you were still nicer than my ex-girlfriend.

Bears fan here also. It's nice to know others a rooting for whatever will upset people the most. I'm hoping for a 52-17 Seahawks win with the game being over at half time. I want turnovers, defensive touchdowns, and kick returns to rule the day. It would make me happy if both QB's had terrible passer ratings. If…

Welp. He's a beast on the field at least. That's what counts.

Since these "offspring" aren't the result of a biological reproductive process, I'm going to say sex with them is okay.

It can be. However, the game is highly customizable. You can set the pace of game and the difficulty of the AI players. My Starcraft days are long gone. I'm much less a frantic clicker now. The games can be pretty quick too. You can easily get through one in about 15-20 minutes. I'm often on the go and don't…

Looks like John Stossel.

TIL of the existence of the term "hyphy"

Agree. This is a great buy. I've got 60 hours of gameplay. Though, I haven't played in months. I'll be sure to check out the update. The game is easy to mod as well. So if you get bored with "tedious mining", you can give yourself an OP pickaxe and just screw around. Very fun.

The game is an economic sim that moves in real time. You choose a faction, build colonies, collect resources, trade them on a market, and expand your little "empire". The goal is to buy out your opponents. The gameplay is very addictive and can be very fast-paced and exciting. I highly recommend this title. The…

Great game. Soren is a master.

If those reporters need some pre-Super Bowl filler to print...

Great piece. Great game. Thanks for writing about it. :)

You should apply that same scrutiny to charities. Get back to me with your findings. :)

Yeah. These dipshits need to be put on a bus and driven off a cliff. Pronto.

the woman on the right... trophy wife? or daughter? ... grand-daughter?

I've got a bridge I'd be interested in selling to you.

Exactly. This is a child's trick. There's a reason you never see this move in a game at the professional level. Anyone who would try doing this would only end up getting knocked on their butt and then benched for being an idiot.