I see we have a 1993 jam band loyalist in our midst!

Complaining about the TT contract totally ignores the salary cap realisties: The salary cap is $94 million - LeBron ($30 mil), Kyrie ($21 mil), and Love ($17 mil) mean they only have ~$26 million available to sign free agents even if they had literally nobody else on the roster (technically less due to empty roster…

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

Sure you do.

“Nearly literal.” Sure, makes total sense. Let’s try another one: “You’re almost an oxymoron.” Hey, you’re right, this is fun!

Good job Browns? I guess?

These are stupid.

These are stupid.

Or if you have any reason at all to use that space for recreation, and don’t want, among other things, Lyme disease.

Except in cases where you’re required to by an HOA, care about your property values, or care about your relationship with your neighbors.

The law probably says “operating” a motor vehicle. That’s how they get people in the winter who are drunk and sleeping it off in their cars with the engine running and the heat on.

My wife is obsessive about sunscreen. I never use it. I’m rarely in the sun long enough to have an issue. I don’t like applying that goop, always miss a spot when I do, and I haven’t found one yet that didn’t give me a mildly irritating burning sensation when applied.

Because of the burning sensation, I can’t imagine…

He committed a crime to be sure that was probably more dangerous than driving with a BAC of .10. That said, right or wrong, it just does not sound as bad as being drunk, right?

I’m not certain what the law is in Florida, but in many jurisdictions a DUI is a “strict liability” offense, meaning that intent is not a necessary element of the crime, so it wouldn’t matter if he was unaware that he would be impaired by the medication. Even if it is not a strict liability offense, it is foreseeable…

I watched the two home runs, and it looks like on the first one, Strickland was probably staring down Harper because he felt he admired it for too long before breaking into his trot. He put his glove over his mouth so he was probably yelling shit at him too.

“Lucy! Lucy, get in here!”

Look at it this way, if he had anything useful to contribute, he wouldn’t still be employed at ESPN.

Yes. Yes he is.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

I don’t get the Greenie/Simmons comparison at all. Say what you want about Simmons, but he clearly loves sports - sports, as in what happens on the field/court/etc. I’ve listened to M&M on and off for years, and you can’t convince me Greenie is a sports fan. He gets passionate about what somebody says in a dumb…

I don’t seek out echo chambers.