I just feel sad hearing this.

I love when everyone talks themselves into how THIS is the year that the Capitals don’t choke in the playoffs.

Look at this fucking hoopster.

Ainge turned down the above-described offer

That’s like where 4 or 5 dudes simultaneously season the same pot of rice with soy sauce, right? 

And yet, the final score says different.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Funny thing. Worcestershire is fish sauce. Just British fish sauce. The asian kind is a little easier to hide in recipes, and seems to be a lot more potent so you can get away with a few drops. But both Worcestershire and Soy sauce are awesome as umami bombs, especially in combination.

Well, there goes my hopi there weren’t going to be any bad puns made in this post.

Manfred’s voice must get crazy hoarse having to talk about this every season.

“Hey stat heads, you are no longer chasing your own tail with your endless array of recycled formulas. You are now eating it.”

You barreled this take!

The Barreled Ball classification?

And the system throws away another young black man. Instead of getting the help he so obviously, desperately needs, he’s going to be locked in a cage for four years. When (if) he gets out, he will almost certainly be worse for it. As will we all.

“Syberia”? Someone’s looking forward to the third installment coming out this summer!

Please let this happen for all that is good in the world.

Someday he’ll lose a step but he will be the last one to know it. When he does, all the brilliance and fun he brings to a team will instead just destroy them as he keeps chasing empty stats while the team doesn’t win shit

The contest took place at the MGM Hotel and Casino, and the league’s gambling policy prohibits players from appearing at promotional events at casinos.

The Players may be the 5th major, but the PGA Championship is like, what, 8th?

You guys see any Axe body spray on this list? No? Well then, STOP FUCKING BATHING YOURSELF IN IT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE!