It’s the suck cut. It sucks while it cuts... your healthcare.

You can’t patent delivering food. This is a brand trademark.

Who does ESPN think is going to watch a solo Greenberg show? His nerdcore cred doesn’t really vibe with the jock crowd unless an actual jock is with him.

Yet again, this is where the Republicans have shown to be better politicians. For the last 8 years their entire platform was “Fuck Obama”. They even had speeches to that effect, mostly by Mitch McConnell. And with the reverse, legitimate, platform, of “Fuck Trump” just handed to them on tee, they won’t take a swing…

We got a title, we don’t care anymore. This joke is done.

Ensure is made from corn, milk, and sugar. It’s frosted cereal in a drink.

This reads like a cookie cutter to response to the “Boston fans aren’t racist towards black baseball players” that we’ve already had to read multiple times just this year. At what point is it a cultural problem and not just a few bad apples?

Don’t make the distinction at muslims. There are radical Christians that are attacking congressman at baseball games. Do they not deserve the same public attack? Who is to decide who is radical and who isn’t? If it’s Clay Higgins, as he so desperately wants it to be, then we are in trouble.

He improved into a better Dion Waiters... which is still a below average NBA player. He’s at least a decent 3 point shooter now, still not great at anything else.

I’d say roughly 75% of Jeopardy questions have to do with history regardless of the category. The category could be math and the answer would be “In 20 AD this Roman mathematician derived this formula” Drew would be fucked.

Since Beverely would almost always be with Paul or Harden, he wouldn’t be asked to put points on the board.

Just need a Hawks fan for the trifecta.

Excellent troll job.

Fuck. Off. How’s the grammar on that one?

Jose is bae.

So do the Cavs without Lebron. The Thunder probably win 15 games without Russ.

OK, Louis CK.

It teaches the lesson that violence solves problems, which is a lesson no one should learn.

Since he was only listing plus defenders, no he didn’t forget anyone. That’s only 4 guys. Irving is obviously the 5th.