Wait wait wait wait wait, hold on honcho. You give an explanation to give Obama respect and make the players visit, but when Trump comes into play you give up on everything?

One of the annoying things about our system is that the President is both Head of State and Head of the Government. In many other countries, this role is split, where the Head of State does the ceremonial stuff and the Head of Government does the real work. (Queen of England/Prime Minister)

I was disappointed in Tim…

And yet, this Electoral college whose paternalistic features you praise so much has betrayed the popular vote twice since 1900.

Oh man. Okay. First: how does Trump continually picking wholly terrible and/or unqualified people for his positions? Like, Gorsuch is the closest thing to a qualified person he’s put forth (I’m not aligned with him politically, but I can’t really be mad at it), and no one else is even close.

Second, of course the US…

White. Rich. No ethics or morals.

How does this fuck get such sweet gigs all the time?

In an unexpected move, David Garland, interim President of Baylor reinstated all three Michigan State players 20 minutes ago.

Rick Perry isn’t ignorant of energy policy

I agree with your first point, but I disagree that little kids don’t appreciate it. I still remember getting Bobby Orr’s autograph at a celeb golf tournament when I was like 10. The card he signed is still on my wall in my old room.

I was watching TMZ with my gf once and there was some “D” list TV star they were interviewing at LAX. She was getting hounded by pro-autograph seekers to sign this junk as she got in an Uber. Who the FUCK would buy that shit? It honestly couldn’t have been worth 2 bucks.

Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?

They’re like drug dealers. You’ll never get rid of them as long as there’s a demand. Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?

I would love to get an autograph to keep for myself and then pass on to my kids. But it’s nearly impossible unless you want to pay $50 to stand in line somewhere for three hours. I blame these autograph hawks for that.

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

Yes, it is pyramid cash, but we like to call it “Kingdom Gain”.

And even then, her crazy religious college denounced her nomination!

When people say Devos has never been to a public school, they’re not telling the whole story.

DeVos’s scheme will actually net your kid more voucher money for signing up other kids for private school than you receive for signing up yourself.

Never 4get: the whole “abortion is the most important issue in the world” bullshit is a grift the evangelicals literally focus-grouped because they couldn’t publicly complain about their real beef, that bob jones u lost tax exempt status for its cartoonishly racist admissions practices

When private and religious high schools are required to accept all who apply, then I *might* consider seeing them get some public money. Otherwise, it’s not competition.