Neither does my male German tabby cat.

The shitweasel should come to my house. I flew my flag upside down after the election. If he put his foot in my door he’d get a heck of a surprise, though. My male German Shepherd doesn’t suffer fools kindly.

84%*

THANK YOU! I can’t wait til the “wrong kind” uses this defense (I don’t want anyone to get hurt at all but) in court. Turn that shit right back on them. I hate Trump, but thinking about getting a conceal and carry license, cause fuck em, I can do it too! (I probably won’t wahh wahh)

Oh my god, if this dude would have pulled out a gun and told Watters to get off of his property, that would have been the best thing I’ve ever seen. There’s at least a 48% chance that Watters would’ve pissed himself.

Given that Fox is a big supporter of the 2nd amendment, it would behoove them to think twice about harassing folks at home.

Isn’t it GREAT that we now have to have a “stop, drop and roll” for active shooter situations at schools? JUST GREAT. (heavy, sobbing sarcasm)

My wife and I had to seek out Dr. Hern’s services about 5 years ago.

Yeah, I feel like taking a shower after watching that. Mental health treatment should not be televised. How is that even something that needs to be said, particularly to a guy who at one point received actual medical training?

Her Lindsay Lohan docu series was in stunningly poor taste. I watched all eight episodes and was so into it, I’m not proud of that. Also she told us to give Trump a chance. Thanks girl, thank you for the nice words atop your giant pile of money.

I wish Oprah had also not exploited Lindsay Lohan. I’m really tired of Oprah being treated like a patron saint of America.

Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.

I really do not understand the cult of Oprah. She’s done some good things (like gave my favorite homeless shelter a million dollars) but she’s also introduced lots of crap to the world.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Low hanging fruit:

“Hello, uh, governor Romney? I don’t suppose you still have those binders of women handy...? Also, some transition papers, a competent staff, any idea what the president does, and some Jack Daniels?”

We are in a position such that when they put in Reince as Chief Of Staff, I think I actually breathed a sigh of relief as there would be a goddamn adult (albeit one I have no time for) in the room.

Breitbart are in the goddamn White House.

Expect a lot of resignations then. I can’t picture working for Obama for 8 years and suddenly be okay with working for a cheez whiz goblin.

It’s absolutely disgusting and I’m so upset President Obama has to teach this imbecile to do his job, but he’s doing it because he cares about this country. He’s a far better person than I could ever be, because it wouldn’t be ME!

Oh god please let this happen. A little bit of Obama influence in the White House via the staff for as long as possible would be great. Especially if some of them could flatter his ego enough that he decided to really take their counsel on things.