All of humanity will die of heart attacks if this series somehow goes to seven games.

Pay to win.

Yep, that's why Internet Explorer is still king of the browsers, right?

I can just imagine the thousands of frizzy haired fanboys frantically groping at their tiny little fanboy boners in their skinny jeans as they read through these yawn-inducing announcements from their god today.

Soundhound already does this and does it fantastically. Most of these announcements today smell like "apple maps" to me: playing catch up on features/functionality already tried and tested on Android and with no guarantee that apple's versions will work nearly as well.

In illiterate poet?? Is this a really crappy joke, or just an unfortunate result of the random description generator?

When I hear about bra straps violating dress codes, I don't think "girls need to cover up." Instead, I think "OMG, don't people realize it's tacky?" or "don't people realize that it doesn't look put-together?"

Sorry — if you can't do it in the workplace, you shouldn't be able to get away with it in school. What are you going to do when you get a job and it's hot outside — complain to HR that the company's dress code is too conservative? The school had rules, the kids should abide by them. Yeah, teach the boys to respect…

Interestingly enough, I find the picture used for the article to be an inappropriate school outfit. That's not a bra strap, that's an almost open-sided shirt, or at least one that has huge armholes. No one would be allowed to wear that in my classroom, male or female.

Fucking Mexicans!

I have a cousin who also started flirting with gay guys because he couldn't get a girlfriend. He wasn't gay, and later admitted he wasn't gay (after he finally found a girlfriend) He was just that kind of guy who desperately needed to be attached to someone. He was in a very, very bad place before he met his…

"i can't say i've never felt some of those emotions before. feeling like no one attracted to you and people think you're a creep sucks. and asking someone out sucks too because then they have the power because you're the one who likes them."

Here's one: shut the hell up, there's no need (usually) to tell people you're a vegetarian! If you're at someone's house, eat around what you don't choose to eat among what you're given. If you go out, just quietly order something appropriate. Even at a steak restaurant, you can have a salad and baked potato. …

This is why articles like this exist, no one likes people like you except for your politically vegan friends.

Honestly, I've never seen that happen, unless the vegetarian didn't start and/or escalate the conflict. Maybe the lack of protein leads to thin skin (I keed, I keed)

As Azhram says, laptops are the stuff these days, at least with the kids. For a couple hundred bucks parents can get their kids one, it takes up very little space, and it's rapidly closed when parents knock on the door and the kids are chatting with predators on the internet.

I'm not that far in his manifesto yet, but in the stuff I've read so far he repeatedly expressed a hatred for boys who had girlfriends. And in his retribution video, he talks about his fantasy to turn us all into a pile of skulls and a river of blood. He also explicitly expressed hatred for men who were sexually…

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Exactly. We are — and not just Bush — too sheltered from seeing the effects of his decisions.