Fuck you and your Keurig. Burn in hell, asshole.

Start by going to hell.

Kjellbergis a fucking asshole who needs to just go away, permanently.

McGregor will beat Diaz in the rematch in 6 months. McGregor will make Diaz forget his own family.

She didn’t tap out.

oh... why come to deadspin moron

Just say no, kids.

I’m not sure anyone did.

You can see the autism in his eyes.

Life is just too fast for you, eh? Better stick to baseball.

Because Jay and Dan are actually entertaining?

The Fox one is pretty good too.

I assume that’s twice in one week of the year... like the week between Xmas and New Year’s, right?

Women’s soccer is fixed.

Innocent. Until. Proven. Guilty.

That’s a fucking awful header image.

Meh - I just pirated it. Wasn’t worth the bandwidth for 90 minutes of play.

Uh - did it go in?

Can’t believe Jamie kills Cersei in bed. Yikes, did not see that coming. Neither did Cersei!

That isn’t the case in Canada.