30 days in jail would be perfect.

So really anyone can get a refund here, right?

What about TIF?

You get lazy in your beer column? Shock(top)ing.

You could have, you know, done some research and found out what hops they use? That's what a real beer blogger would do. This information is available.

Nothing says secure like writing your password (sorry, "ACCESS CODE") on a piece of paper!

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Soldiers will die in fuel trucks because money is more important than soldier's lives.

That's okay - The Sens waited 65 minutes and fooled the Canucks as well.

That's unfair - you can see in the bottom right of the GIF that his foot is stepped on.

Oh come on - it was witty, and appropriate for the context.

I'm about 2/3 of the way through Guide to the Good Life, and it's been great. A solid suggestion!

There it is! Thanks!

Hmmm - I'm surprised Gawker couldn't find a way to blame the police officers for this one.

I love the fact that the woman who is claiming he whipped out his dick has the Twitter handle "UnleashTheFury". That made my morning.

Well, black people are burning down businesses...

It almost looks like he tried to see if he was okay at the end, or to help him up... TO SLAM HIM DOWN AGAIN HAHAHA

So they were running forward with their hands out? Yeah, sounds about right.

That guy is dead.

Wow - not that I have as much experience with gaming, but I did lose myself in a nice long game when my father was sick and later gone. It certainly helped me "escape" the reality of my situation, in a good way. I think it helped me accept it, in the long run. I can't even really say how - I just think it did. Does…