Nice to see you actually take this billion-dollar sport seriously for once.

So if the sport doesn't generate any TMZ links for you, you don't care? Gotcha.

This guy is the dumbest guy ever.

It worked, didn't it? What's the problem?

He should have said it was religious in nature.

Doesn't always work - sometimes you'll get "sound bleed" into other channels, which makes it even more annoying as you often just hear the colour commentary guy, and very quietly.

The idiot looks like he got pretty hurt on that play. GOOD.

Let them move, but don't give them a dime to do so. Keep them on the hook for cleaning out the old stadium of every last bit of material that isn't nailed down. Watch them cry for mercy.

Same reason you shouldn't pretend Santa exists.

Paleo hygiene?

Rodriguez? Number one? Really?

What taunt would he use if the teams were reversed?

I don't care - their first North American music video is still burned into my no-longer-a-teenager mind forever. They could set puppies on fire at this point, I wouldn't care.

The old guy in the top right of the frame. Classic.

Maybe if the WR didn't stand there jumping up and down for the ball, he'd still have all of his teeth?

Oh, it's rank alright.

Quick question - how would people feel if it was revealed that Peterson was himself an abused child?

Surprised that McDonald's beat out "pooh" in the first round.