They 100% cheated on each other.

I’m betting it was the other way around. Now that she’s an incumbent congresswoman, she probably has access to a lot better quality stock of dudes who make more money and probably smell better than her highschool drop out soon-to-be-ex-husband.

I’ve always been faithful in my marriage

My first real job out of college involved working with people diagnosed with severe mental illness. I did it for about 8 years. The hardest thing was trying to get through to someone in the midst of a manic or psychotic episode. You could talk to them for two hours and feel like you were breaking through their…

Yeah, two people close to me suffer from psychotic episodes that affect memory formation and their grasp on reality. Neither really understands what’s going on during the episodes, and they remember nothing after.

It takes a lot for someone in the throes of a psychotic episode to recognize that they’re experiencing a psychotic episode and in need of help.

The orphan-crushing machine provides valuable jobs and revenue to our community. Why do you hate job-creators?

Man, I Feel Like I Know This Woman

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yes! that is the term. I don’t know what the hell happened, maybe the sample taken was too large, but it is literally the only time in my life I’ve passed out. I have felt worse pain but there was something otherworldly about the internal clipping feeling that just made me go... nope! and smelling salts ensued.

When I saw Titanic for the first time, I was 11 and Kate Winslet was probably one of the most beautiful women I’d ever seen. Now I’m 36 and Kate Winslet remains one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. I still can’t believe anyone took anything else away about her physical appearance in that movie. 

A message to the public: If you see this fugitive, no you didn’t.

I work in abortion care. Can confirm.

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people unhappy and has been generally regarded as a bad move.

The fuck is up with that title? The article is supportive at least but seriously... the fuck is with that borderline sarcastic tone and condescending tagline:

Man, I had shingles when I was 29. That shit is nothing to play with. It started with a rash under my arm and then days later a damn pain from my pit to my pelvis. I tapped out one day at work and said “fuck it” and left. That shit is NO JOKE.

I heard about a guy who had a shingles outbreak on his taint and one testicle.

Works for me!