Congrats! I got the Moderna and I’m still due for my 2nd shot, but holy shit the stress just lifts off your shoulders after you get the jab. That’s awesome that your mom and kid are getting it too :)

When I was in high school I worked at an AMC that showed Rocky Horror on Friday and Saturday night at midnight. Most times it was a shit show of drunks and idiots and it was a mess to clean up (not because they did the movie right, but because they would bring in outside food, get sick, etc.).

Gotcha! I’m a Sausage McMuffin girl myself.

good luck getting a McFlurry all day, those ice cream machines are always offline

Seriously. The Battle of the MyNames would look like Henry V.

Are you talking now (pandemic-era), or somewhere other than the US? Because McDonald’s did serve breakfast all day, starting in 2015 and only stopping because of COVID streamlining. Some franchises never actually stopped, and the rest will no doubt bring back the All Day Breakfast as things improve.

Also this from NBC news:

seems like they were just... joshing around.

Agreed. Naming a 4 year old “Top Josh” is kind of sweet and shows that this was a good natured event. Hardly the worst thing on the internet.

This was a brave stand against the Joshes.

You know what, after half a million dead, a homelessness crisis that’s going to be unlike anything we’ve seen before, and a goddamn insurrection formulated the former president of our country, let the joshes have their fun.

You were so underwhelmed you wrote an entire article on it.

“The Internet Isn’t Cool Anymore” says writer on a website that is no longer cool about an event that took place 4 days ago.

You sound tired. 

Oh, this reminds me! I used to work in downtown bookstore that was a magnet for shoplifters. Once a thief ran out the door with a coworker in hot pursuit, and a woman walking along took one look and took the guy down like it was nothing. Turns out she was an off duty cop!

Caitlyn Jenner is the epitome of “I got mine, so fuck you”.

More like, “ I got mine and if you follow my 161 steps to success, you will too.” I will need your checking, savings, 401k, rainy day fund money market and inheritance funds upfront to unlock the secrets of my greatness. Don’t worry, with my guidance, you will be successful beyond your greatest dreams. And of course,…

Hey Duck! I got all the time in the world, to quote The Subdudes, and I still have a list as long as my arm.

Catch up? I haven’t even started the first time.