Shelter Cat Update!

What has everyone made this week? Last Saturday was my husband’s birthday, so I made his favorite dinner, arancini, although they’re less like small oranges as the name suggests, and more like regular arance. Rice croquettes basically, with loads of cheese in the rice, sauce, and a big blob of melty mozzarella in the…

It’s Cougar Gold, from Washington State University, and it’s unfuckingbelievably good. Worth the splurge.

From the person who ate 4 generous servings of pho for dinner (then several profiteroles) : do not ask forgiveness.

I made adult-Mac-n-Cheese for lunch today. I made the macaroni, then melted some of the good stuff into some cream before mixing it back with the pasta and some black pepper.

Ding dong the witch is dead! ...well nearly. A coworker who’s so toxic she’s gone through 3 teams in 1 year and who regularly creates situations where lethal harm could occur (and has occurred in the past) has given her notice! And the powers-that-be aren’t inclined to let her rescind it this time (like they did last…

So I’ve spent the last few days in a maelstrom of vicodin, premium ice cream and sporadic naps after having my tooth finally ripped out of my head from the nearest dentist who justsohappens to not accept my insurance because no-one except in the middle of the city happens to accept my dental insurance. 370 dollars. 

If you were very eager to get away from your current circumstances and start over in a sleepy beach town, where would you go? Are there any affordable, walkable places with things to do on the East or Gulf coast? Maybe I should just move to Florida.

As someone that has worked on a teller line before, and is still in banking(Fortunately, I climbed a long way from the line), I can tell you that this teller should have been canned right then and there. NO TELLER AT ANY BANK IS ALLOWED TO TURN A CUSTOMER AWAY, JUST BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO GIVE THEM MONEY. Even if…

Aging like a fine Scotch whisky. 

I could have rigged myself to be Homecoming or Prom Queen in high school I absolutely would have, not for the honor but for the chaos that would follow. It would have be a delight to push the popular people out of their expectations and watch them crumble since they all gained a lot of self worth from something that…

“All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.” — Randy Floyd, Dazed and Confused

Having her represent us is one of the perks. She’s approaching Maisy Hirono levels of cool here. Careful though - you’ll want to stay well North of Springfield if you’re looking for anyone like-minded. Even then, I’d recommend driving around before buying anything - see how many Trump signs are still up in people’s…

Yeah, the true crime is that makeup job.

I say charge her with it and let’s find out.

That is a rough looking 50. Looks like she used a spackling knife to apply her foundation.

did they arrest her made up like that, or (gulp) did she deliberately make herself up like that knowing she’d have a mug shot taken?  Because that is freakish.

A serious question: in addition to criminal harassment, is she also creating and distributing child pornography? Like, the nude bodies depicted belong to people over 18, but the intention is to create pornography of a child. It’s a facsimile of a child, but the intention is for that facsimile to be indistinguishable…

This has to be like working at the library when it’s tax season, and we didn’t have stacks of tax forms cuz they're all online but we have computers and we have a master copy you can xerox. And then you answer the same question 50 times a day for several weeks!

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