hopefully it involves a rage aneurysm.

Six hours with a can opener and the nuclear football.

Do you think anyone was remotely fooled by her attempt to look folksy?

Hard to get the tar and feathers out, though.

I bet that dumb vest is a $2000 Moncler down vest, and the plaid flannel cost at least $200.

She made her assistant use their personal credit card at Old Navy and said she will pay her back “soon”

My hopes are higher than yours...I hope she loses it all in the next market crash and has to use her hick gear for her shifts at Waffle House.

Her country girl cosplay was nearly as nauseating as...welll....her.

This made me laugh so hard. I love the thought behind your gift. Duro means hard as in wood is hard, and something else is hard. Basically, the adult is hard. Ha!! What you want to say is: Ser adulto es dificil.

Whenever I don’t go out for NYE, I have a ritual. I have a bottle of bubbly stuff, a tray of shrimp cocktail, and watch When Harry Met Sally. If I can, I start it at exactly 10:30:37 so the countdown in the big finale lines up with midnight in real life. Low key, low effort, and predictably enjoyable.

Happy Birthday, Dear DerbyDuck42! I love the idea of Birthday Resolutions; it is so much more personal and a worthy gauge. 

This is great advice!! I was just thinking that in the abstract my resolution is too big and daunting.

May your intentions to floss and save money be released and defer to the wild wishes of your heart; may they be mere afterthoughts on a path of self-expression untold riches and childhood dreams that you cast aside and which now blossom into fruition ❤︎

It's a database manager position, pretty much what I do now, but the salary range in the listing was a lot more than I make now.

And to you, Phoebe, my dear friend! May 2021 be filled to bursting with grace and fulfillment on every level.

Good luck on your interview! That’s great news!

The gurus would actually rate your intentions as superior to my own since they are measurable and concrete. And so you are inspiring me to reformulate my own that I might look back at the end of 2021 to delineate progress. It’s like vague notions of ‘learning how to cook’ versus ‘I am going to learn to prepare three…

I actually kind of love the whole resolution thing. It’s just a way for me to have an annual check in with myself. What do I need to work on?

May your integrity bring you unexpected gratification and growth in every dimension of your life ♡

Happy New Year, sunshine bear! Those are some beautiful visions: may you find some solace in nature that simultaneously heals your physical condition: may your self-compassion take you in wondrous and new directions. That it be so ♡