Kiddo’s girlfriend is coming down from Colorado to stay for a week, and I wonder if the poor girl is ready for hot weather, stout winds, sudden storms (which are headed this way, hello humidity) and ragweed pollen so thick you can cut the air with a knife. Still, it will be nice to give the little lady a hug - I’ve…

You know how the Covid vaccines were supposed to mess with women’s menstrual cycles?

Ugh, that poor kid.  There’s gonna be one person in every crowd that has to bite their tongue when he’s introduced so they don’t say “ASSHOLE”.

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I played roller derby.  I’m sure I can still hip-check a mofo.

The flute takes lots - and I mean LOTS - of air to play well. And she sings and dances while playing the flute.

Is the Lizzo video confirmation that she will, someday, show up as a member* of the Greek chorus in the live version of “Hercules”?

I’m looking at getting my Medical Card soon, and I’ll be depending on edibles/potables for the same reason.

True. I can’t see any resemblance. Maybe it’s the tattoos, though.

“Good wombs have bore bad sons.”

They’re not dating...

How many suspensions equal one expulsion? Because my “Report Tweet” finger is limber and ready...

Welp, I’ve fallen in love with Crumble and Nutella. 

Aww, I have to show Quinn to my kid. It’s important to know you’re being represented on a world stage.

The only reason I can watch her in “Rocky Horror Picture Show” is because of the audience participation lines I get to hurl at her whenever Janet (SLUT!) is on screen.

Miranda is a young woman. Playing up Prospero’s parental inclinations as wholly maternal could be a lot of fun, especially when it comes to Ariel (also being played by a young woman).

A couple weeks ago, I posted about auditioning for a Shakespeare play in which I’d have to gender-bend a role to be in.

Yeah, forgot that Tylenol doesn’t play well with alcohol. Haven’t had it with wine yet today, so it’s all good. I’ll just keep up with the ibuprofen.

I was going to go out-and-about and get things done and maybe enjoy myself this weekend...

Yo tengo sed.