They should have had the pharmacist make the 50 calls to the people who got a faulty vaccine...

THIS!

Whenever I see the Best White Chris argument, I wonder why Mr. Meloni is never brought up.

I accidentally had a mullet once. I looked like a gender-bent Harry Potter. Never again, man.

Shopping’s done.  Now comes the wrapping.  Not enough wine in the house to do it tonight, tho.

I got a HUGE can of pork and beans at a Dirty Santa.

Hey, just be glad they didn’t spell it “marital”.

Ah, I read into it wrong!  Apologies.

Yup.  Anything else paints them as a victim.  

If the Kardashians had any other discernible talents, they might not get half the vitriol.

There is a very short list of people who can call me “kiddo” and get away with it. And all of them are old enough to be my father.

Hi puppers!  I love it when dogs pose with one foot up, like they’re pausing to think.

Such a happy dog, enjoying life!

My mom doesn’t do texts, but she’ll FB message me sometimes. I chatted a bit with her today, so we’re good.

Do yourself a favor and DON’T get into roller derby, especially in the larger cities where the teams regularly compete on an international level.

I’m right in the middle. (Only thing moving me up in line is that I’m “Essential”.) I’m okay with this - hospital staff and Mom need to get it before me.

Sorry for your neighbor.

Oh yes, Oklahomans will go above and beyond to help other people. We don’t need a F5 tornado, either - on more than one occasion somebody has flagged me down in their car to yell “YOU GOT A TIRE GOIN’ FLAT.”

For a given value of “Fine”...

I like Cupcake Butterkissed Chardonnay. I’m starting to develop a palate, and I love wines with a buttery vanilla taste. There’s also a floral undertone...