*dusts off her Rah Rah Mental Health soapbox, steps on it, clears her throat*

There’s a KFC between here and work. I have been known to stop in for a Famous Bowl with a side of green beans, especially if I need comfort food. Or I’m recovering from a GERD flare-up and I’m sick of bland food but not ready for tacos.

Hi! I’ve had a good week!

Sorry, but YouTubers can stay as long as Ask A Mortician is around.

Yup. Anything left of “very ripe” is a recipe for tummy cramps an hour after consumption.

I just woke up from a nap.

*Nerd Hat On*

I mean, if Elton John gave me a nickname I’d run to the court house with it and have it legally changed to that name.

“FourFiveSeconds” is the only song involving Kanye that I will listen to from beginning to end without shame.  Because the awesomeness of McCartney and the goodness of Rhianna make up for the mediocrity of KW.

Did it for two days, then Life Happened.

I wanna lick the screen.  My kitchen is too small and old for me to even attempt to try something like that right now...

My kiddo is having a rough couple of days.

Do they think the vomiting/dizziness are from hitting your head (concussion) or from what made you faint?

Turns out all the Chinese/Japanese cuisine joints in town actually close for Thanksgiving. Will try again come Christmas. Ended up at IHOP, where the table next to us had a birthday to celebrate (free dessert and cheesy song included!) and we tipped 25%.

It’s at a bank - business casual, emphasis on business (no capris or gouchos, no plain t-shirts unless it’s under a vest/sweater, etc).

I won’t blame being up before 6 AM on the cats, although they were a factor. And I can’t use cooking as an excuse, because we’re going out for hibachi this afternoon.

This Thanksgiving is different this year.

*raises bottle of beer* Yup.

I will probably wait until I can see this movie in the comfort of my own home, simply because I hate crying in public, and I will full-on boo-hoo during this.

Well, now I’m a bit confused...