And she will be played by Zoe Wanamaker in the movie.

I can absolutely hear “cockadoodie brat” said in SP’s voice.

I can see that!  Mr. Duck sometimes watches it by himself just to enjoy the movie without me shouting “ASSHOLE” every three minutes.

I just got back from a meeting for the Rocky Horror Shadow Cast and celebrating the fact that I, a New Person, gave input and ideas that were enthusiastically adopted. (For example: the Virgins in the audience will wear tiaras to denote their newness to the wonderful craziness. My idea! Yay!)

But not WITH a Trump?

Hey, as someone who lost her virginity at a grandparents’ house, I know the awkwardness of “hey my parent grew up here, maybe we should... naaaaaah”.

Top of a picnic table in a public park at midnight-ish.  Was thisclose to having a cop pull up on us.  

And she really can wear it again! (And not at a ‘fancy’ dinner on a cruise ship!)

I have worked retail.

I work at a bank. My branch does a lot of deposits from businesses, including a few that do money orders and Western Union money wiring, which equals lots of cash. Also, social security checks hit tomorrow, and many people get their money out day-of so they can pay bills.

I hope she outlives everyone with the last name of Trump.

Early detection. When I was in elementary school, they would check our hearing and eyesight and spines (for scoliosis). Why not do some intervention at that age as well?

I have a migraine this weekend. Either as a result of being super-busy last weekend or the changing weather or allergies or a combination.

I needed this. OMG I needed this.

Dear god, can the planet handle that?

“I would like to state precedent on this case, in the words of one Lizzo: “I just took a DNA test, turns out...”

My first job was a dishwasher at a greasy spoon. During mornings, I would have eggs that were cooked incorrectly (over medium versus over easy, for example) with a side of hash browns and the meat of my choice.

Here’s the FB page:

She has her own Facebook page (sigh), so I will look her up and maybe post some pics on next week’s SNS?

Greetings from the roller derby tournament I’m reffing!