Yeah and we could also interact online without facepalming every time you all comment.

I have a feeling you are from the greys.

you mean because native english speakers say ‘ain’t’ and ‘like’ a lot? A native speaker by definition speaks the language perfectly when not impaired.

think I gotcha

You forgot about Bernie Sanders.

Hi! I am a linguist. My job is sociolinguist. As such please let me just say: you fucking killed this. I don’t wanna turn this into a back-handed compliment, but the fact is, when writer writers write about language they 99% of the time say weird misguided shit and, well, not you not here in my opinion. Thank you!

inorite

the troll just got super trolled into writing a damn essay

you didn’t write it. you didn’t have to. you are trolling as a simple-minded jackhole. this is my least favorite kind of troll and I wish you would stop tbh

hey I don’t really fw asher roth and certainly not this guy at this point, but it’s annoying when people don’t realize when people are writing proper rhymes. It’s not that good but there’s a lot of good nuanced stuff in there among the cornier stuff. sorry to be a downer on the hater party ya know?

GOAT

this is starting to feel like you are trolling. I can tell you who USNWTs can beat: a bunch of former high school sports bros that are not currently on an actual team talking shit about USNWTs. and I would pay to watch that.

shortest coaching stint ever?

(...by that logic the winners are the cars)

at least you know now? idk

you’ve been asked to stop derailing. it’s polite to comply. pls thx

also he didn’t get elbowed in the head in this play. are we all watching the same video??

Delly? he’s called matthew dellavedova until he develops a game that goes beyond tripping people and being a pest. still pretty cool that two aussies are gonna play significant minutes the nba finals considering how minuscule the talent pool is there.

except they were non-stop saying ‘I don’t think he’s a dirty player’ when you take facts into account.

sorry, but I’m surprised that people are seeing this as ‘stolen instagram photos’. there’s a Vice interview with him explaining his attitude toward what he calls ‘continuation’ that’s worth taking a look at. this where he leaves the last comment and screencaps it and blows the whole thing up, yes he appropriates the…