Wait, so Timmy and Tina are still small children when Jason goes to heaven? So, kids in heaven who are aborted do grow up, but they just kinda stop at like, age 8 or something, and just wait for random friends of their parents to come along and play football with them?

Clinton’s plans, once Trump leaves office, are to sit outside his nursing home just to call him a bitch whenever he leaves his room.

She parses every word that comes out of her mouth because when she’s been honest she got attacked. I remember Original Recipe Hillary and all the shit she got. Those people are still beating up on her now.

This is the part where I point out that white folks were so broken by Obama’s presidency that they guted the Voting Rights Act, enacted strict Voter ID laws that overwhelmingly affected people of color, elected a bunch of unqualified, racist yahoos who claimed he was a secret Muslim born in Kenya to Congress, and…

Are you serious with this shit? The only substantive thing Trump did during his campaign was tell white people what they wanted to hear - regardless of how untrue and laughably ridiculous it was. What more do you believe Clinton could have done? This white “economic anxiety” argument only holds water if those white…

I’d argue that would only be relevant if Hillary thought Chelsea was going to run, and at this point Chelsea has all but screamed from the rooftops she has no plans to run, and I can’t see those plans changing giving how much residual heat she has from merely being related to her parents.

It makes me very sad that a woman being confident and outspoken scares off the electorate and the same out of a man draws them in.

People’s vitriolic hatred of Hillary Clinton has only made me like her. I wish her the best in life and hope she continues working on our behalf.

The Splinter News version of this article will basically be the same, only with more demanding Hillary Clinton shut the fuck up, live in a hole in Siberia and never talk about anything political ever again. It will be written by a white woman who has no concept of irony of why it’s so dangerous to insist someone…

What curse? DC *lady* directors seem to be doing ok.

Terry is not going to backdown from violent backlash. Terry is fighting the good fight. Terry is a fucking national treasure. NINE NINE!

We’re plenty racist in Canada, it’s just more covert because we’re very invested in our national identity of kind and pleasant and most importantly Not America. We have ~1200 missing and murdered women, a rebuke from a UN committee about our “grave violations” of their human rights, and Colten Boushie is dead with no…

demonstrating appropriate “moral character.”

The death penalty for drug dealers is unconstitutional (also, I think he is slated to release an opioid plan every week).

it definitely sets a president.

(The couple expected the bullet to be stopped by a book held up in front of Ruiz’s chest.)

I am a children’s librarian and I never read this to either of my kids when they were little. Fuck Cat in the Hat, and Fuck that little asshole boy who fucks over The Giving Tree too.

I’ve just now realized my longest recurring nightmare of people I don’t know forcing their way into my home to throw a rager is likely based on Cat in the Hat. I also always had major anxiety reading/hearing that story.

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…