Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Oh thank gods. It’s pushing 11:00 am Monday on the East Coast, and there was only one post. Ever since Splinter got abruptly taken out behind the barn, I get nervous about longs gaps like that.

“He’s the nicest kid in the world”

I would gladly pay a The Athletic-type subscription fee to Deadspin if it guaranteed me a weekly segment of this stupidly perfect show.

Did you explain to Dom that the shirts are not yellow, but maize?  If he knew that, he might change his tune.

LeBron James: [no look] “Pass.”

Remember that time you wrote “black peoples issues” on the internet and expected people to take you’re dumb ass opinion seriously?

I’ve written about a dozen not-as-witty-as-I’d-like comments, only to delete them. Here’s what I really want to say.

I hear it’s part of the Uighur re-education curriculum in Xinjiang.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

Let me guess, he called in the bomb threat from his cell phone...

“I’ll shoot yo ass in the fucking head before you walk out that door with my son.”

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.