And one mantra I like to repeat:

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

You may want to invest in a blindfold to block the rest of reality from your life.

me too

Coulter insisted that if Trump doesn’t get his wall built, he’ll be remembered for a “joke presidency”

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

a good update if you haven’t already seen:

Trump dying because of a rage stroke (possibly while on the toilet) has to be the odds on favorite for cause of death.

Guys, I’m starting to think that college students may like to have fun and listen to young people music. I’m really freaking out about our youth right now.

“That’s the brilliance of Donald Trump.”

Wait a minute. Are we not friends?

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

SHITTY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO DREW?!?!?!!1!?

Pence looks like he just wants to snap a cyanide capsule.

What happened?  I am asking as a concerned reader and not because I have Photoshop ideas.

A bunch of boys playing at being men--and getting it entirely wrong.

Kinda surprised your style guide doesn’t call for using this picture of McInnes for any articles pertaining to him TBH.

Yea, I’m so happy the midsize trucks are making a comeback.

I recently parked next to a new F150 and, while getting in my car, realized my roof is the same height as the F150's hood. Its headlights are the same height as my rear window. This is getting out of hand.