I have to say: I think it can be both true that he had vitiligo (I absolutely believe he did) and that he had issues with his African features and skin color. People can have those issues and still not want to be white, exactly. Especially in his situation, having been raised by an abusive father who hammered him…

oh…

Good. Now can we work on booting Jimmy Fallon for his annoying portrayal of a talk show host?

There will be so many amazing moments, and you will forget.

Not to brag, but I met the Spice Girls and had dinner with them the day before their 1st album came out in the US.

Victoria Beckham has always been much sharper and more self-aware than people give her credit. The reality TV show she filmed when she and Becks moved to LA in 2007 is a comedic treasure.

That line irked me as well.

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

The first time I saw him on Girls I had that cliched, “This kid is going to be a **STAR**!!” reaction.

He’s just got that thing. He’s not empirically attractive, what with his asymmetrical face, but he’s so Goddamned charismatic and interesting that you can’t look away. The first time I saw him on Girls I had that cliched, “This kid is going to be a **STAR**!!” reaction.

I mean, not much wrong with this.

For real. Nobody old enough to remember WWII should have anything to do with a fascist being installed as President.

Exactly!! He may love his job, but at least he won’t have to be associated with the inauguration of the most unqualified, in skill, temperament and character, president ever.

Charlie Brittany, you have broken and stolen my heart.

Trump: let’s honor the grand traditions of the inauguration by stomping all over them. The most important thing is to reward those who kissed my ass during the election! 

I get what you’re saying.

The picture at the top only serves to reinforce the idea she’s a criminal which I think in this instance is not helpful.

The first time I paid my own dental bill. FUCKING FILLINGS ARE EXPENSIVE.

Sign that I am becoming An Old: I got a new refrigerator and I am inordinately excited about it. It’s not even a fancy one! It’s just new and clean and doesn’t smell weird or have colonies of new life growing in the back... and so far has a consistent temperature. You know, things that make a refrigerator good at…