Maybe someday you’ll understand.

I’m so sorry.❤️

Jesus. I’m so sorry for you and your poor friend and everybody excited for these little babies coming into the world. What a tragedy. My heart goes out to you tonight.

Haha! Naïveté is the best and the worst, isn’t it?

Very nice job.

We WERE robbed! Not everyone could appreciate the Katie Price-level of exquisite grace and glamour we brought to middle school.

In defense of all 11 year old girls: when I was 11, in sixth grade, my best friend and I performed a fashion show for our whole middle school class. There wasn’t a curtain on the stage, so our plan was to change outfits by wearing all the clothes as once and pulling off each outfit until we were in bathing suits.…

EARNEST ADVICE-SEEKING THREAD: I am having a week from hell but my best friend, moreso. She just found out her husband of 10+ years has been cheating on her with random women, high school friends, prostitutes and some chick who call herself his girlfriend. Giant WTF sex addict shit. Anybody dealing with a sex addict…

Same thing happened to me! I did take the course but skipped the last day because I wasn’t feeling it. My landmark friends were so pissed. Jokes on them, I found another cult that cost less and really helped with my little drinking problem.

Locking the door? WTF! That some Landmark-level cult behavior.

I am also from Jesus Town, and I know this road you speak about! One of the tunnels was so spooky - I’d have to close my eyes when we’d drive through. We’d almost always find fresh handprints on the red dust collected on body of my friend’s car. Also, a great place to have a keggar when I was in high school.

HAHAHA

Weird story: I was just at my coffee shop down the block, and I saw an old customer from another cafe I used to work at. I never liked this guy: he was sexist, always trying to sell me advocare-like shakes, constantly trying to scam our business in weird ways (sure dude, take ALL the Splendas...because they’re there?)…

edit: oops! Replied to the wrong comment!

Haven’t they ever seen Prometheus??

Fucking the best! Comment. EVER.

Look at this fucking astronaut.

Ah, yes! Agreed.