I’m a sober person and let me tell you, sometimes I’m a really shitty parent. So drop the judgement.

Wow. The collection is about 2000X better than anything I could imagine from any avowed-MFing brony.

Haha! Well said.

Right??? I feel the same way. I don’t get how’s he even taken seriously.

This is my life right now - two kids and I’m the homemaker. Sometimes I love it, sometimes I hate it, but it really is better for the family overall.

I totally read that as wetty pants vs petty wants, haha! What a cutie.

It’s just like how my dad is voting for trump because “this is an act - he’ll get more presidential when he’s elected.”

GOETZE

Ah yes - We were the same person. (Villain laughter here) I also want to add I stole my roommates clothes, made up malicious gossip, constantly cheated on my boyfriend and made all my roommates lie for me, and chain-smoked. Chain-smoked inside, like a total asshole. Like a total asshole? I was a total asshole.…

Anybody else reading this, looking for yourself? Well okay then.

Haha! Don’t be a hero. Good advice.

My FAVORITE abombination ever.

A low Vera - now that was some fucked up shit.

Can I do a night vent? My spouse has been out of town for two weeks and I have two children, four and 1 1/3. Oh sweet Jesus, I almost lost my fucking mind tonight. Mommy is over parenting today in a major way. I’ve no family in town or close, I do have some good friends, but bedtime is a bad time to ask for help…

Hmm...maybe so. Feel free to be concerned. Kids pick up dead things all the time, this isn’t my kid, no shits given here.

Some of the symptoms are diahrrea and drunkenness!

We’ve been losing squirrels to the plague this year but on the plus side, the plague fleas jump ship immediately.

Its something you catch from dead margaritas, duh!

Fuck yes that did.

Yes on everything you wrote! It’s been really nice to burn less bridges and to show up when I say I will. There is an awesome podcast on iTunes called The Bubble Hour - they have women speak about their experience getting sober and it’s a really good group of women running that show. I think the crux of my addiction…