Ilike to check the tie pressure on my ball sack.

AhI love me a good tire pressure circle jerk on a rainy day!

I thought it was 50% tards to non- tards ratio?

Ya that would squish you about as thin as a piece of paper.

I did butt stuff with a migit in that parking lot.

I prefer smoking rocks under the highway!!

Glad I don’t know you. These things suck turkey dick for breakfast.

Ya there are far better choices for that price range. I’ll take my 3500$ , 97 integra over any of these any day.

Ya they do suck turtle ballz

It’s a good car to cruse around the ghetto with your homies too! And possibly bust a cap in someones ass.

These cars suck monkey ass on Tuesday

Good tip

You forgot the zip ties

Gay small penis troll.

 You drop it off before getting your pussy checked or after?

Exactly man, why can’t these fucking homos get this?

Ya it’s fucking stupid, dipstick are simple and effective. But no one checks their oil anymore anyway so manufacturers don’t give a rats ass. They get a sensor from China for 2$ and save the 4$ in parts and the labor for drilling or cnc cutting the hole. I bet it comes down to cost??

If nothing else it helps pass the time and you can look around at all the other components for any abnormalities. (Which no one has mentioned). And what if a sensor fails? That dude just can’t wait for the opportunity to mention his BMW. Typical tiny dick behavior.

Amen brother, agree with everything you said. Just tell me when my windshield wiper fluid and gas are dwindling, real men check that shit with our own eyes! What if you get a faulty sensor? Sense my ballz.

Was checking a Porsche 911 turbo the other day and you have to wait until the engine is at operating temp. Took 7 or 8 minuets, dipstick is way faster, don’t fully trust the computer. It was bone fucking dry. Told the owner and he said “ ya it was about to tell me that” not even a gee thanks. After I save him 20K on…