And I am not the one who named it football....the English gay. I mean guy.

Will You buy me a pet monkey?

Good tip

You forgot the zip ties

Gay small penis troll.

 You drop it off before getting your pussy checked or after?

Exactly man, why can’t these fucking homos get this?

Ya it’s fucking stupid, dipstick are simple and effective. But no one checks their oil anymore anyway so manufacturers don’t give a rats ass. They get a sensor from China for 2$ and save the 4$ in parts and the labor for drilling or cnc cutting the hole. I bet it comes down to cost??

If nothing else it helps pass the time and you can look around at all the other components for any abnormalities. (Which no one has mentioned). And what if a sensor fails? That dude just can’t wait for the opportunity to mention his BMW. Typical tiny dick behavior.

Amen brother, agree with everything you said. Just tell me when my windshield wiper fluid and gas are dwindling, real men check that shit with our own eyes! What if you get a faulty sensor? Sense my ballz.

Was checking a Porsche 911 turbo the other day and you have to wait until the engine is at operating temp. Took 7 or 8 minuets, dipstick is way faster, don’t fully trust the computer. It was bone fucking dry. Told the owner and he said “ ya it was about to tell me that” not even a gee thanks. After I save him 20K on…

Yawn u are gay

Bosch wipers are fucking nice. I got the 5 dollar mishalins and they suck midgit taint. :(

Haha we would be great friends! I compare the price of everything to new tires! The smell of new tires makes my dick happy. Do you like cocaine too?

Haha ya buddy. I never see anyone with their hood open anymore unless they are broken down. Mine is open at least a couple times a week and I keep a nice toolkit and full synthetic in the back of the integra at all times!!

Idiot lights for the ignorant. Haha. Tpms can suck my taint. Just give the tire a little kick!! Tennis shoe tpms Beoch!!

Haha ya I check mine every week . The thought of low oil as hard as I drive it has me extremely paranoid. Co worker fried an accord because his oil was bone dry and his electric fan had not been working for some time. Open your god damn hoods people!!! Oil is cheap!!! Engine rebuilds or replacements are not!!!! Suck…

Do you use a tampon out of your purse to check it ? Just kidding. Ya change it yourself next time, I just did a full synthetic change with filter for 23$ myself.

Very insightful, I’ve know two guys at work run their car dry on oil. I guess I’m lucky my dad is a gearhead instead of some Mr Rogers pseudo pussy man faggot. I can’t blame them I suppose but it grinds my gears that they lack the basic knowledge of even changing a tire. Basic mechanical training and car safety should…

Right next to the Johnson rod.