This guy is going to get so much nerd pussy! He is going to have piles of acne medicine and retainers left next to his bed.

Haha the irony dude  probably get winded walking up the stairs in his moms basement to cook a hot pocket.

Ha I love video games but this is why people think people who play them are huge fucking dorks!!

I have something else in my pocket for you....

Ya used to but got 3rd degree burns on my wiener and 2ND degree on my ballz and taint. Plus they tasted weird afterwards for some reason. .

That’s good advice I should start doing that. Wondered why they tasted like lotion.

Best opening line in the history of writing!!!!

Ya they need a ass kicking. Probability leads to other fucked up behavior.

Ya can’t a guy get some mcnuggets and whack off behind the dumpster in peace.

Ha it doesn’t bother me so I think I don’t have it. Just made me hungry for waffles

HAHA ya now I Can whack off while waiting the 2 minutes for my hot pocket.

She is not a 2 maybe your just a fag

I would titty fuck her!

For sure man. Hahahaha that’s awesome! ya nothing is better than running around in your underpants with a fucking rocket launcher blowing motherfuckers up!

Fuck arbys there commercials piss me off they are loud as Fuck and that announcer is annoying. I’m boycotting those cocksuckers until they change their commercials. Plus fast food is pretty much fucking poison.

Haha

And by anything u mean butts

Good luck I got an Xbox one and it shit the bed in less than 2 weeks! Going back to Sony and PC gaming

What? Gta5 came out forever ago! What have you been doing man!!? It’s funny when Trevor respawns next to a dumpster in his whitie tighties!

Max Payne is the shit!!! Good storyline.