That was a funny detail with the Popeye plan.

Guy.

Well, Linda McMahon did just get nominated to Trump's cabinet. Oooh—conspiracy theories… engage! (Please don't do that. There are enough numbskull conspiracy theories already.)

Ah. Not a classic. Pretty good though. And I think they're going with "Vintage" rather than "classic" to cover their asses.

Rocky.

Say wha?

Rocky, Jerry, MW.

I said "largely," jeez. And here's to Chance, definitely.

Understood…

That… is not how I thought this worked,

Woo hoo! Double helping!

More for the rest of us.

I get jokes.

Challenge acceptted.

Indeed. Like a penis.

Just meetin' my deadlines, livin' the dream of subsistence-level professional writing. Thanks, Mr. PB.

Believe me, I get it. In my reviews—where i have more room and where it's more appropriate to the format—I did go more into why SNL needs to have deeper, more nuanced takes on Trump. But, as you say, my job on a site dedicated to analyzing pop culture, the analysis has to center on the work of pop culture itself.

I get your point, but a Newswire piece is short, and targeted at the specific thing being covered. Me going off on a tangent—no matter how much I should like to—wouldn't be within the scope of what I was asked to do.

Agreed and noted in my review. At length.

I shall then join the long, long line of people waiting to be sued for calling Steve Bannon a white supremacist.