“..who “shadowed” Amari Cooper in this game in the same way ashes might look like a shadow when piled on the ground.”

“Jets (they still play them twice - I think we all know what can happen here)“

I’m confused: the premise is that the Dolphins are unwatchable and Flores is boring by design, but he did order an onside kick down 10-3 in the first quarter.

Dolphins fans, befitting a franchise that hasn’t won a playoff game in 20 years, have extensive experience with coaches who may be sexually aroused by 36-yard field goals

This is the gritty reboot of Jaguars Junction that I didn’t know I needed.

“refusing right now to engage in buyout, which would prevent Iguodala from finishing a Hall of Fame career on his terms because this may be his final NBA season.”

Please, for the love of God, don’t say that anywhere that Ryan Pace can hear you.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

The only solution to this is to move up to draft a kicker in the 1st round 

All the teams thinking of signing him now have cold feet. 

Breaking News: Donald Trump to name Antonio Brown new Attorney General.

Sadly, no it isn’t.

Brown not getting the money, he was due, is because of Brown, and Brown alone.

True, but he’s not wrong that Ben was held to a different standard and got off easy.

But at least the new helmet is working out though.

Time for The Rock to do some PR damage control...

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

He seems to think it’s everyone’s fault but his own that this happened to him. NFL owners didn’t jack off on a woman without her consent*, NFL owners didn’t roll up on an artist painting a mural wearing nothing but a washcloth over their hog*. Take accountability.

Yo, absolutely people want to destroy you because of the power you hold. You’re a rich male who thinks you can have the power to get away with sexual assault.

As a sidenote, that gratitude over the 11 days worth of hard work is so passive-aggressive that it is awesome.