Just close your eyes and it'll be over soon.

i love that cleveland got offended by that and then shit the bed

No, that’s phenomenal.

When asked before the game how he felt about returning to Cleveland, Curry said, “Hopefully, it still smells a little bit like champagne”.

Pulling up from damn near the center logo is some very rude shit

Titans would pass, actually. Reid’s record is way too good, and he’d probably want to be paid more than a groundskeeper’s salary to coach the team. We’ll stick to the Jaguars’ castoffs, thanks.

I’m a huge Spurs fan and this guy, this odd thing, is the most talked about player on the roster. He’s actually really really good even when he gets some run against other starters. That being said, Evans did hit him in low by total accident and that’s what incited the “how dare you” stare.

True or not, the notion that Kobe has a theory on passing the ball, of all things, is humorous to me.

Makes sense, seeing as both take about 14 shots before they get a point

Can the weekly Jim Tomsula feature come back next year anyway?

Bill Belicheck couldn’t have made a playoff-qualifer out of that fucking dumpster fire, so Tomsula didn’t deserve this. But, farewell to a scapegoat that has worked hard and made sacrifices that most of us would balk at, and I freely include myself in that.

The fact that Tomsula will collect millions of dollars from the Yorks for the next few years, plus they will have to pay a new coach too. Fills me with joy.

The 49ers are a tire fire. Can’t wait to see how the Yorks/Baalke screw up the Super Bowl.

I know, I want more bad Kobe.

Trade rumors have Howard headed to Miami. Unlike a frozen hamburger, he’ll still be shitty and unlikable after the addition of Heat.

I couldn’t focus on enjoying Howard’s pain because I was too busy plotting ways to sneak into Kenny Smith’s house and murder him.

Bowe knows benches.

Keep in mind, this is the team that chose to start Josh McCown at quarterback. Should this news come as any surprise?

Which makes him a prime candidate to start for the Browns.