2008: They go 0-16, oh and the economy crashed and burned to the ground too. Thanks Lions.

Wayne Fontes was the last Lions HC to last more than four seasons. Let that sink in: Wayne Fontes is the Lions’ head coach standard for the last two decades.

I want them to trade Calvin for this reason. The dude has kept his head down and never said one negative thing about the franchise or city in all these years — he deserves better than being on our shitbox of a team.

[Calvin Johnson nodding and taking notes.]

I think it’s a combination of the Lions hiring terrible, unfit coaches to be their HC, as well as the franchise tarnishes anyone’s career for having coached here. Like Mariucci, a perfectly respectable coach in SF, but complete garbage here.

The sad part is a 90 year old, with no football knowledge, firing management is a beacon of hope in Detroit.

The easy way out.

"As a guy who moved from Ohio to D.C. to take a better job, I have but one piece of advice: the road trip to Buffalo is a killer."