At just $19, employee spit is actually the cheapest thing on the menu.  Trump was probably just upset that it didn’t come in a plastic bag, or with a sling shot, or in glass-sided canteen.

I bet it got glowing reviews.

She was and I’m not over the fact that she isn’t. I’m not sure I ever will be.

I’ve been on Weight Watchers (WW) for years and she is right, it is a lifestyle. And one that saved my life.

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!?

My first thought was, "The Prancercise lady had a baby?"

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

No

"Today's GOP is not racist"

An XKCD for you:

Hey fellas (YEAH)

Oh, YAWN. Calling people "uncivilized" is some classist bullshit.

I'm left with the uneasy feeling that he's not merely imitating human speech, he's actually mocking it.