Idea: excellent

If this is the only thing the Kardashians ever truly give us it will still all have been worth it. No, not all women want anal. If you aren't willing to try it, then why should I?

Oh that familiar unidentifiable club-floor grime that is always on the asses of girls who fall down drunk... what are you, why are you shaming us?!

As someone related by marriage to not one, but TWO white people currently in jail, I still thought it was pretty funny.

OMG you're right; Lindy meant that totally 100% seriously. She had no idea that white people ever went to jail. Thank god you were here to tell her. Now she knows. Phew. Saved.

Actually, you're incorrect. Given that one billion people all over the world are Muslim, and assuming half of those billion are women, I find it really hard to believe that your'e able to make such a stark generalization about all of them. It would be similar to equating all Christians to the Westboro Baptist Church.

That's preposterous. Anyone who makes broad statements about the lifestyle of "Muslim women" that would encompass everyone from rural Somalia to Kuala Lumpur to London doesn't know the first thing about Islam or women. If you think that 1 billion people can be reduced to an undifferentiated monolith, we can't have a…

I would ignore Willa.

FMG happens in non Muslim countries too.

Newsflash

It's pretty simple to me. You can campaign against domestic abuse and FGM *without* campaigning against Islam.

I used to think Hasidic women were oppressed, and then I went and spent some time at Chabad, and I ended up realizing that many of them had more self respect than some of my secular friends (note I am using…

I'm a college professor and I have taught many many many Muslim women. So, no, this doesn't hold true for all. Some didn't choose to cover up at all, were not forced into marriage and um, obviously were in school.

uhhhhh you do realize that the Muslim religion/culture is like super duper diverse, right? Not to say that I think any Muslim women need "saving" but ... yeah.

Get them to help what? Muslim women can think for themselves and make their own choices. Maybe you haven't been listening, but Muslim women don't want to be "saved". They want to be treated like equals, both in their own culture, and by women like you who think that the parts of their culture they choose to embrace…

Lol White women to the rescue, I guess then!

Hold up. This ends with Doucheface calling Tonya a ho. Same Tonya who was raped during one of these challenges? We're just glossing over that?

I cry bullshit on her claim. Pretty young women wanting to model are a dime a dozen, and agencies can find someone else without the baggage.

"I'm Italian." Oh, so it's not racist if you say racist things because you're Italian now? Because some of Italian extended family members are the worst racists. God forbid I ever brought home a Mexican guy. Shut the fuck up, GinaMarie.

Did anyone else used to take to their face with St. Ives Apricot Scrub, dreaming it was curing their hideous complexion when it actually made it feel like you'd rolled crushed glass and sludge all over your skin?

If I never got another blackhead, I would never again know the satisfaction of extracting a blackhead.