I mean, this comic is in some ways sort of a metaphor for the internet of now anyway, so that will be a bit poetic in its own way.

Heh, I also think it's funny to complain about how corporate this holiday has become. Right, as opposed to the ones that require the purchase of gifts or candy? 

Nope. Sounds like an elite sex club.#

Yeah, I figure Google thinks this is worth a shot if they can even cover their dev costs, and they are pretty uniquely positioned to actually deliver a reasonable experience. 

Have an Android device and a Chromecast? Then you can already do this. Honestly you can probably do this off the web.

As to your first point, our 5 yo i3 has noticable capacity loss. It’s no big deal, but the range was smaller to start with and it’s smaller still with a few years on it, and it might not fit a new battery anyway.

This! I wish I could give it more stars!

So basically we would be killing off batteries about twice as often, on average, to make sure new purchasers weren’t dissatisfied? Nah. Also, every car would have to use the same size batteries and have substantial space devoted to the mechanics of exchanging batteries?

I have seen deer, foxes, turkeys and coyotes in pretty much every urban area I have lived in. In Boulder they were so bad people had to put fencing up if they wanted to grow anything.

My guess is some ad is stuck in a loop and superceding off page content. If it happens again, maybe try incognito mode?

Agent Coulson also doesn't turn blue...

Maybe the uniform has a "skin tone" setting. 

Hate speech is very much banned in the USA and the state of Washington. Valve probably opens themselves up to more liability for failing to act than for acting.

No, see, there's this thing called judges. This. Would. Not. Make. It. To. Court. There is no standing. No lawer would take this case. No judge would allow it to be heard. Valve clearly already pays lawers, the worst this gets is that they send a clerk to court for one day, present clearly what the person was banned…

They absolutely can, and any judge would throw any resulting litigation out of court, and call police to indict the person filing the suit as breaking hate crime laws.

Heh. Imagine this guy at an art auction!

And seriously, $60 is what, a midrange Lego kit? Fancy desert for 4 people twice? Two 3D movie dates? 3 hours of childcare at a reasonable rate? One increadibly buggy AAA game? Two decks of cards for a CCG? This isn't 1970. $60 may still be a lot for some (I'm not going to dig into income inequality here...) but for a…

Well, I guess you better not play anything made by any consul game company or its affiliates. Pure apache and silicon for you.

The sarcasm runs deep with this one. 

I always assumed this was part of "reuse", in that I believe reuse means doing reasonable work to give an item a longer life even if that second life is not what the item was intended for. Aka, welding metal scraps into sculpture is "reuse".