Damn. I can only hope. North Carolina here.

Is this Barbri? If so, this has me slightly more excited to start on Monday.

As much as I like them, some Antlers songs just don't really go anywhere. I can totally understand people not liking them. Also, some of their stuff is a lot more effective in context (especially on Hospice).

Is Venture Bros. really that good? I've always meant to get into it.

Let's assume (and I think this is true) that it's a small sect/entity, led by the guy who is making the predictions.

@Everyone

Apocalyptic Tort DUAN,

This is a friend-of-a-friend's band, which I also happen to really like.

say things people have NEVER said before, like: 'Tiger, I'd like you to meet my sister.' 'Brett Favre has finally made up his mind.'"

Consistent with their overall strategy, Michael Jordan has vowed to make the Bobcats the most influential team on Friendster.

This was good, but if they really wanted the championship rings they should have gone with the Sonic the Hedgehog routine.

Come on, man. We all know that HPU doesn't actually exist.

DUAN is Doin' A New Thang,

"music video about the REAL Elon University"

Yeah, I know. There are a million good reasons why he could be a huge bust. I think part of it was the Panthers being on tilt since Luck decided to stay in school. But his accuracy actually isn't that bad, especially on deep throws (from the biased research that I've done), and he COULD be more like a hyper-athletic…

Steve Smith can do things that I've never seen a wide receiver do. If he had a semi-decent QB, he'd probably be a Hall of Famer.

+1, and if that's a veiled Aqua Teen reference, a more emphatic +1

A wise man once said that greatness is not something instant, like instant grits, but it's more like collard greens. That man...is Cam Newton.

SINE YO PITTY ON DA RUNNY KINE

I thought Pootie Tang was pretty funny, which might explain a lot about my commenting abilities.