I like the way they think…oh, it's not what I was hoping for.

there's lots of Barb's in movies really. The main kid in Role Models, Barrymore in Never Been Kissed, the dude in She's Out of My League, Spock, and on and on. I think their percentage is pretty accurate.

we've reached hipster beer singularity here.

I wanted a real dumb movie to watch so I picked San Andreas. It was terrible and not in a good way. Johnson was really dull in it, too, which is surprising since he's such a fun person. And it was weirdly sexist in the way the female leads couldn't do anything without acknowledging Johnson's character as the reason…

Two quarterbacks?!? Hey, that would really make the game exciting.

in this example, the Boo Tea is the captive, right?

I wish more ad spokesmen would adopt the angry stare of Disick here. He wants you to know that if you don't buy this garbage he will murder you.

agreed, but…advertising ;) I think it's hilarious that people consume huge vats of powders to improve their health or fitness. Yes, people, diet and exercise won't help, but a lot of powder will.

wait, those are paid for ads?!? How was I supposed to know!?!? I think every ad should be prefaced by O'Neal reading the advertiser's contract so I know it's not just a sneaky trick.

what the Chinese like about Trump:
- China is used to politicians claiming they'll bust their nuts and then backing off once in office. they're not threatened.
- Trump ignores their human rights issues entirely
- They hate Hillary because she's been heavily critical of their human rights, like Obama.
- Trump hates the TTP…

wow, people do some really nice work with these costumes.

on the contrary, China would love Trump as president.

you could tell David Cross was in heaven in that skit. "A-giggle!"

does he though? I mean, he's in pretty much terrible movies and Pirates sequels. He should just let himself go.

you linked to an article on the NFL. Were you thinking of William Refrigerator Perry?

"We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with."

my fave Wonder Showzen stuff might be Horse Apples. I mean, everything on the show was amazing, but Horse Apples was such an FU to white trash I loved it.

Hitler's Ghost is really going to facepalm when he sees this.

finally, we have proof!

:: slaps Obama on the ass ::