Yesterday it was fawning over Donald’s hair. Today it’s a way to give Jared a make-over to make him appear less threatening/evil.

Every time I see him I think “Really? Him? This is the best Ivanka could do? She didn’t need to marry for money? Why did she marry this sack of flour.”

At the very least botox is to blame. That he can’t seem to move his forehead or emote is all I need to make a diagnosis. Sad thing is that I’ve been thinking about it to smooth my forhead as I’m around his age, but he’s probably one of the best spokespeople out there against the botox industry. “This is what will…

Good lord. Is he actually a vampire now?

He looks clammy.

Here’s a photo of Jerrod and his brother Josh, about 10 yrs ago. His skin is fair in this pic, but has a normal ruddy coloring. My guess is that Madam Ivanka insists on regular dermabrasion and botox and NO SUN. I note that he’s also much thinner now. Botox would explain the Cruella DeVille look his brows are…

Alternate headline: “How to Polish a Turd”

This is the kind of style coverage they deserve. I’m on the cusp of sending an old lady letter to a beauty blog about paying attention to one stitch of clothing on Melania’s body like this is a normal situation.

Kellyanne conway is 52 and she looks like she’s approximately a thousand years old.

I just watched the clip and honestly, for as hideously unattractive as Jared Kushner is in photos, that’s nothing compared to how repulsive he is when he opens his mouth and speaks. I literally gasped and had to close out the video window. 

She’s 36!!! JHC, I’m 53 and look a thousand times younger. (And I have shit skin from years of competitive swimming.)

Jared is the only one for whom a Madame Tussaud wax figure will look more lifelike than him.

When you’re young, your face still has a lot of changing and growing to do. So if you fuck with it, it goes to battle with how it falls/grows naturally and plastic surgery. You risk looking like Ivanka or Melania or Louise Linton. There’s something always off and weird about their faces and that’s why.

This. Additionally, the botox effect. His entire face is immobilized, it’s so eerie and unnatural. The spocked brows are also a bit less common amoungst menfolk, which adds to the overall oddity of his appearance.

I guess I understand why someone young wants plastic surgery to fix, say, a problematic nose, or to get breast implants/reduction, etc. But someone under 50 getting a face lift or weird little enhancements? It’s a free country, but that’s a good example of the kind of superficial person lacking in confidence and…

Much like his wife and in-laws, I think the problem is less his make up and more that he had bad plastic surgery. It looks like he got a new chin, lip injections, and one or more facelifts.

I had a terrible shock when I realized I’m older than Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Evil is apparently quite aging.

Everyone involved in this administration can go straight to Hell. That’ll melt his waxy skin right off.

I was passing the reception area at work and we have CNN on the big-screen TV above the receptionist. Trump was being feted at a state dinner in England and the Queen had just finished her remarks and the “Star-Spangled Banner” started playing. Trump, by the Queen’s side, stood like everyone else and placed his hand…

I just assume he uses Botox like ivanka.