Seriously. If a country artist had released Daddy Lessons it would be played constantly on country radio. But because it’s Beyoncé they can’t accept that it might be a country-ish song?

Rita Ora would love to be confused with any other Rita if it means more people know her.

Not sure why everyone is so SHOCKED about the Melisandre thing. Like yeah, it was a little unexpected, but she gave birth to a fucking shadow baby that went and murdered a dude, so is being super duper old and having some glamor-magic powers really that far fetched?

If you get the desktop app “Smartflix,” it allows you access to all the Netflix libraries of the world, which includes Greek!

But for real, what the hell is that felted octopus hair?

Yeah, I’ll make a cup and at the bottom there’s always a bit of grounds sludge haha. I tried using less coffee but that didn’t seem to help. I have the gold washable filter, maybe that’s the culprit.

Yeah, I’ll make a cup and at the bottom there’s always a bit of grounds sludge haha. I tried using less coffee but…

I just got one for Christmas and I like it, but I always get grounds at the bottom of my cup. Any idea what I’m doing wrong?

I just got one for Christmas and I like it, but I always get grounds at the bottom of my cup. Any idea what I’m…

I either call it Shark Week or say I’m closed for construction. So much more fun than period, although I’m not embarrassed to say that either.

A moment of silence for my old Mio GPS that used to mispronounce names, like the “Geo Washington Brother” (George Washington Bridge), and tell me to “perform a U turn when possible” whenever I was on a bridge over water, because it would get lost and think I was no longer on the road. And that one time it thought…

Right, I agree. I should have said Jon Stewart after 12 (or however many) years is a tough act to follow haha.

I think he’s doing better since he implemented the new format (standing instead of at the desk, and more of a stand-up type feel). Jon Stewart was a hard act to follow.

Tanner, Chase, Sage, and Hunter? Could we have whiter “privileged white boy” names?

I actually really like the formula of Covergirl polishes. They stay on my nails a really long time, while brands like Sally Hansen chip in two days, max.

I actually really like the formula of Covergirl polishes. They stay on my nails a really long time, while brands…

Until you step in a puddle and get your cozy wool socks soaking wet because of the holes on the sides...

Until you step in a puddle and get your cozy wool socks soaking wet because of the holes on the sides...

Can Tom Hardy be my friend too?

And MK was the witch-teen in Beastly with Vanessa Hudgens.

It is, but some varieties are good. Ghirardelli is decent and Lake Champlain is great. I will forever be spoiled by living in Switzerland but I can at least stand those varieties.

Justney Biedashian.

Well you were close, it’s Saint apparently haha

He wasn’t in 30 Rock. Might you be thinking of 3rd Rock from the Sun?