That was just beautiful.

Fucking creepy and probably unhealthy.

Oh, I thought you were being sarcastic.

People are weird.

Jah Cold Stone Creamery... dead.

What kills me is that the litmus test for this should be an Indian accent.  I don’t care what race you are (that isn’t Indian), speak with an Indian accent and then ask yourself... is this okay?  Hint:  It’s not.  So don’t do it.  It is offensive.

I’m white, that shit is translucent. God, this site sucks.

K.

K.

Yeah, that’s because this reviewer is terrible. So much of their review seems biased by how much screen time actors that they like are given. Cool.

Alternate take:  Being kinda chubby is cool, too.

Aren’t they basically the same thing except one is the Lane Bryant version?

Part of me wants to laugh at you for the Youngblood inclusion, but then your favorite game was Control and all is forgiven.

Stop it.

One day I’ll stop reading the Outer Wilds as the Outer Worlds.  Not today, though.

Oh, hopefully nobody tells him about what happened to Deadspin.

I like Felix a lot, but my god his special ability is trash. Ellie’s another one of those characters who is a bit of an asshole so I don’t like taking her out with me much. Nyoka and Parvati are an awesome duo and they get along wonderfully.

This new version of Deadspin is fucking bleak, man.

Ha.  Fair enough.

The first good video game?