Well, giving it to a fan of the opposing team, who also nearly interfered with your play would be pretty dumb.

I thought referring to him as Mexican instead of by his actual name was an odd choice, but I’m a white American and we don’t have cultural pride... or when we do, it, it... goes poorly.

Sure, but how fucking stupid would she be if she tried to do this after blackmailing him via electronic correspondence? Not that stupid people don’t exist, but this would be next level..

This sure was an article.

Why torture a child by bringing them to a baseball game in the first place?  Seems overly cruel.

I love sports websites that don’t cover actual sporting events like the NBA playoffs and instead write about stuff like this.

Gravediggaz ruled, early threesixmafia ruled, Tyler’s early shit also rules. There’s nothing wrong with horrorcore when it’s done well.... which is the same for anything else!

Hi, cat lady.

Ha!  That sure is a Simpsons reference.

Hopefully he’s better at choosing players than he is at pizza endorsements.

Oh, they gave him all that money for him to hit a long homer. Neat.

What a dick.

Nice.  I like Barbara Manning but hadn’t heard of SF Seals.  Thanks!

I call shenanigans.  There’s literally no way to stop someone with a gun without shooting them.  Ask Florida teachers.

Yeesh.  You have a job, now get a hobby.  Who cares about this stupid shit.

The gritty reboot of Juwanna Mann just wrote itself.

Sorry to be that guy, but we all agree that he traveled as soon as he caught the ball, right?  I count three steps. 

Wait a minute, are they reviewing Game of Thrones over on The Root?

Awesome title, but fucking garbage music.

I called it out :(