This article aged well.

The seated blonde looks rather thirsty.

Sounds like something a non-human would say.

Albert, any chance you also write under the pseudonym Katherine Krueger?... cuz y’all write the same: https://splinternews.com/the-game-of-thrones-writers-are-cowards-1834378091

Well, I wasn’t a fan of hers, so that’s why I said it.

She was this show’s Scrappy Doo.

...it definitely got me too.

Seems like a waste of thoughts and prayers if you ask me.

Yeah... except for all of the articles I read concerning teenage MAGA chuds.  They won’t hurt for members.

I like this new trend of musicians making their faces look as stupid as possible.  It’s helpful.

...who is this everyone you speak of?

Does it even matter? I don’t remember the names of the Columbine shooters, but I’m well aware of the fact that they shot up a school. It’s a gesture with good intentions, but it won’t prevent anything.

..why can’t I delete things :(

I’m a liberal, but it would be kind of like it is right now, with us reading this article.  Sure, the right take things to the nth degree, but the left focuses on dumb shit, too, just on a smaller scale.

You said “stripped”.  Nice.

I mean, literally, he isn’t a redskin now.

YOU DON’T SAY.

Trolly comment, sure, but sometimes I like to click on shit I don’t care about and complain, too.  It’s fun.  More fun when people jump in to shit talk you, too. 

To make him feel nice about himself and know that not everyone out there hates him?

Effective at warding off vampires, yes or no?  Asking for a friend.