Because you chose to have a dog.

God, the best part of that last clip was Dame looking bad as fuck and profiling and then immediately running into 8 feet of Kanter and looking like “Bruh....”

How is it magic when he just hit one dude and then the ball bounced off another guy and hit a third? It’s efficient, but it sure as shit wasn’t magical.

Yah, what a dumb thing to say.  She literally said she robbed after she left him for dead so remarking that she’s a cold bitch seems pretty fucking earned.

Underrated comment.  Well played.

This was far too thought out of a response to an obviously idiotic comment.

Lol@you. One really has to have absolutely zero cultural / societal awareness to think that this was a good idea.

C’Antman... what a marvelous pun.

...I’m honestly surprised people are still playing this game since there’s better options.

There’s a joke in that headline somewhere, I just can’t find it.

I miss People of Earth :(

What’s so stupid and wrong about having a beard?  They’re paying to look more rugged.

Innoculus?

....I feel like you could just paste this in most tv review comment sections on this site.

You don’t have to tip, that’s a ridiculous statement. You’re told you need or should tip.

You’re barely literate, right?  Sorry.  Can you not read good?

I could do this.  They should just sign me, I’ waaaay cheaper.  Oh wait, Baltimore?  No thanks.

This is most definitely a problem.  I needed mods to make the game not crash every five minutes... then my mods started making my game crash every five minutes.  Fun was had.

Bah, then why be gangs in the first place? Boring.

What the fuck is the other word?  USA?