So... this is just an advert for an unrelated website.  Neat.

Lay off mode.

....ha.  You care so much about this that it’s freaking adorable.  

I wasn’t aware that Lebron has been in the playoffs since his birth.  That is an impressive streak!  Or that he never watched the NBA playoffs prior to being in the NBA.

Here I was thinking he meant he was going to relax, like when he watches the playoffs from home.

I think the problem is that you guys (multiple articles) were leaning hard on this, rather than merely reporting on reporting.

Man, Leandro Barbosa really loves talking about himself in the third person. It’s a bit off-putting, to be honest.

Blame Burneko for his jinxy ass article.

I just think he’s tired man.  He’s not that young dude who could carry an inept team by himself.  These guys are dragging him down and his lack of effort is a byproduct of it.

Huh?  If anything all this shit is selfsploitation. He started out just being terrible at what he did, realized that people liked him because he was inept and weird and then he started leaning hard into it. I believe it’s called selling out, but this is the rare case where it was literally his only career option...…

Was funnier the first time it was mentioned: https://deadspin.com/the-rest-of-the-pelicans-season-is-going-to-be-so-bleak-1832599272

Rob Zombie and his wife once came into a coffee shop that I was working at... that dude is tiny as hell, too.

Surreal?  Seems on-brand to me.

I’m not sure whether it’s good or bad that I doubted this story from jump street.  Racist/homophobic attack on someone who’s best known for being on a black tv show and appearing on Ellen.... I don’t trust racist homophobes to do that kind of homework to know who this dude was and if it was just a random attack, what…

Just out of general curiosity, are there actually people out there who go to these and aren’t looking for handjobs, because this whole thing confuses me.

Wow, the Lochte picture was clickbaity as fuck since I was all set to be outraged that you’d talk about something so trivial, but your actual content was good.... but seriously, you didn’t need the clickbait to make your point... but it worked.. dammit... what to think, ahhhh!

Except for the glaring discrepancy in phonetics with Khloe and Kheated.  Doesn’t work.  Was funny, but dumb.

Tristan looks like a Wal-mart version of Michael B. Jordan.  It’s always bugged me.

Based on those pics... I don’t fucking blame him.... lady on the left is gorgeous.

Who knew that the Summer of ‘69 guy was such as an asshole.