I get what they’re going for, but a basketball team should outscore a football team, even if said basketball team was terrible.

just...wow.

It’s funny because he’s a murderer!

Ba da pa pa pa, I’m escapin’ prison.

No one should strive to sound like a Clickhole article, but, by damn, you did it!  Kinjred spirits, amirite?

Did he crash though?  If not, who gives a fuck?

DO IT.

Sure, sure, but are we talking sex cult or death cult? My purchase hinges on the answer.

Sure, sure, but are we talking sex cult or death cult? My purchase hinges on the answer.

Dead Low Tide was better than MCD, imo.  Spencer + GodheadSilo, yes please.

Oh, I get it, this is one of those straw man dealies.  As you were.

Playing devil’s avocado here, but wouldn’t that actually make sense if it was his nickname? If it was his actual name, yeah, that’d be iffy, but if you’re using it as a source of pride, I’m not seeing the issue.... also, I just checked the imdb and he’s not given any name other than “Brixton”, so...

...right, which is why he’s going into witness protection.... I assume that’s going to involve just throwing acid on him because he’s quite recognizable.

To be fair, after Seattle won, teams were trying to copy their defense by drafting “Hawk-y” defensive backs... and hiring their coaching staff, but that didn’t work, so they’ve moved on to the next shiny thing.

...I love that your comment is you just stealing what was written in the article and then reposting as your own.  Meta!

Burneko should be stoked since the Knicks can totally afford John Wall now.

TIL Charles Barkley thinks bats are birds... I shouldn’t have been surprised, but still.  Sigh.

Man, that string of “Fuck Them Kids” was hilarious.

Don’t kink shame, bro.

Oh you tease.

Good, I’m legit surprised that Trump didn’t just get fried chicken.