I trust the pot to call the kettle black.

Lauren, your bangs are perfect, too (jeez, fishing much?).

Duane House.

PLAY FREEBIRD!

I just want to say... that ball movement was on fucking point.

This headline didn’t need the last four words...

...but... the pun doesn’t work if it’s read instead of spoken, since it isn’t hair-brained....

His Twitter game is strong, but goddamn I can barely understand a word he speaks.

Thank you kind person.

...and the next day they all got bone spurs and were medically relieved from having to go to college.

These are cool and all, but what’s the point? And yes I read the small print, but still, why?

Should’ve gone with Snickers with knives and forks.

Props to the dude in black (or grey, or blue) who called that shit.

I stopped after Arthur went to a farm upstate.  I enjoyed the game, but I had no desire to keep playing it.

While Kanaccius does seem like a cunt, they didn’t use peoples incorrectly.

Hmmm, there has to be something you can do in between nothing and guns.

...isn’t this kind of par for the course for all women, though, regardless of race? I know you’re right, because thinking about all of the sexual assault / harassment headlines, they’ve all revolved around white women and white men (Cosby being an exception), but it’s still hard as fuck for them to gain traction with…

This made me smile.  She’s awesome.

Hmm, how do I delete this.

Dennis loves thicc bois, leave him alone.